thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

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burpywatermelons:

The best Pokemon name in the world.

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pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

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shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

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deliriosdefrikeza:

Not Afraid of Eminem

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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matchsticksandpoison:

bb

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Andrew Garfield makes pizza at ‘Locanda dei Girasoli’ in Rome, Italy (April 14, 2014)

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